Inbreeding

While hiking up and down the Motorway recently, we ended up in the hotbed of inbreeding that is the Northern Lakes. Nature called, so I had to go a Motorway Service Station toilet. After papering down the seat for an eternity, to make sure there was no trace of "Trucker Splashback", I settled down to release my aching curry.

Now I'm sure I'm not the only one immensely amused by graffiti on Service Station walls - you could write a bloody good book out of it. On this occasion, the following was spotted on the side of the toilet paper dispenser:

"The best arse
to fuck and
cum in is
your elder
sisters.
Try it."

They really don't help their reputation do they?