RE: 14:11 Blues
So joelb hates random braking on motorways.
It's one of his top five hates, apparently.
Personally, I don't mind it so much if I'm not going to barrel into the back of someone else in a screaming ball of death. At least it shows people are awake.
But surely, no.1 in the all time lists of anyone's hates on roads is the WHITE VAN DRIVER!!!!! The tosser who thinks he's still driving his little Mini rather than a couple of tons of scrap metal.
While driving on the motorway yesterday, myself and my co-driver were cut up several times by Sunday White Van Man. We came up with the perfect solution, which involved pink bubbles and a pair of fake breasts.
Consequently, we were like the four horsemen of the M40 - all White Vans were swept from our way and their corpses litter the verges.
It's why the North Circular was so quiet last night...
It's one of his top five hates, apparently.
Personally, I don't mind it so much if I'm not going to barrel into the back of someone else in a screaming ball of death. At least it shows people are awake.
But surely, no.1 in the all time lists of anyone's hates on roads is the WHITE VAN DRIVER!!!!! The tosser who thinks he's still driving his little Mini rather than a couple of tons of scrap metal.
While driving on the motorway yesterday, myself and my co-driver were cut up several times by Sunday White Van Man. We came up with the perfect solution, which involved pink bubbles and a pair of fake breasts.
Consequently, we were like the four horsemen of the M40 - all White Vans were swept from our way and their corpses litter the verges.
It's why the North Circular was so quiet last night...
posted by U-B at 4.7.05
1 Comments:
Bollocks to that, the white van driver is doing a job and has the hassle of having to put up with all the other muppets on the road on a regular basis (unless they're renters).
The real arses are the audi drivers, the bastards who are always storming along the road as though there's someone who's going to die if they don't get where they're going at ana average speed of 100mph.
Then there's the mindless incompetent middle lane drivers, who trundle along holding the whole nation up (and doing the whole random breaking thing).
White van drivers I can cope with. Drinking their coffee, copy of the Sun open at page 3 on the dashboard. Doing an honest day's work.
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